Let me tell you a little story:
Once upon a time in a land who knows how close to your own, your mother, the beautiful Jocelyn led some friends down the wrong path. It was unintentional but happened nonetheless. They were on their way to a party and ended up going almost a mile farther than they should have. 'Twas down a sketchy path even but it was an adventurous one.
They made it to the party at last and because it was dark, Jocelyn decided she would call for a ride home. So she called a friend, told him he would get to be a hero and he made fun of her (not quite so soon after the hero remark). Minutes later he called to say he was there. After they tried to figure out where "there" was (neither knew the apartment complex very well), he realized that he was in the wrong complex. Several more minutes passed by and he arrived to the right complex.
What can we learn from this?
Girls, your mother doesn't drive very much right now. So she isn't the greatest with directions.
Also this story is only half complete, actually more like 75-85% complete. But it's super late so I have to run.
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